HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

Instant

instant \'in-stan\ : abbr 1 : quick reference 2 : blink of an eye

when chacha slide play there's an "instant" dance craze along cha cha real smooth

by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023

Instant Loss 2koma

Refers to a 2-panel comic or sequence where a character initially expresses overconfidence only to get defeated and/or humiliated. The term originated in the manga fandom, and while it has SFW origins the term is now mainly used within hentai and yiff communities, where it is often used in a pornographic context.

Anonymous R34 Artist: "Wow I should post more instant loss 2koma. The one with Goku and Spongebob really popped off!"

by MyPseudonymIsReallyCoolAndStuf March 1, 2024

instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.

by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021