Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.
"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."
by Tibbz and Steika July 25, 2008
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golden taint

A golden taint is when pee hits the water and splashes back up onto the taint.
"I could really use some baby powder after my golden taint dries up."
"Bitch, you need to clean up this golden taint before I get down on this muff puff.
by Earth Wind and Taint August 13, 2014
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Taint Blast

The act of forcibly kicking the tip of your shoe, or in some cases, delivering a devastating uppercut to the region between a person's anus and testicles in the case of a man or anus and vagina in the case of a woman thereby leaving that person writhing on the ground, blind with pain.
Brad was being a real asswhistle at the party last night so I had to deliver a world class taint blast to put him in his place.
by Chad Rauschenberger January 03, 2008
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Sultan's Taint

1. Alternative moniker for Sultan's Feast, a buffet restaurant in the Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City, NJ).

2. Something gross, disgusting, puke/diarrhea-inducing.
Sleaze: Why do I feel like complete and utter garbage?

Leenz: Its because you ate the scallops and king crab legs at Sultan's Taint.
by EngelbertHumperdink July 12, 2011
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taint chowder

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.
I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.
by KO32 February 04, 2008
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Taint craw

When a girl is playing with your nuts then she uses her hand to craw up your taint and stick her finger in your butt
“She was gummin on my nuts and she did the taint craw
by Mr. taint December 11, 2019
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Tainted taco

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.
by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009
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