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the dutch oven

While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart
I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops
by sazthegreat May 26, 2008
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Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.
Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.
by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008
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Dutch Empire

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire
bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok
by samuel1234a August 12, 2021
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dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)
Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.
by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011
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True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.
That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.
by The Well Logger March 1, 2017
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Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.
Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.
by Seaeye June 30, 2022
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dutch member

When a woman farts on your dick during anal.
We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.
by Jojosskul December 13, 2014
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