coatsburg, illinois

Coatsburg Illinois is the place where people come to die.

Coatsburg, Illinois, where the cats roam and old ladies drive their golf carts around.

by grandfatherpbitch May 16, 2014

Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.

During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.

by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022

illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline

illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

Gilberts Illinois

Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.

Let’s go to Gilberts Illinois and pick up some milfs at cruisins

by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021

Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.

I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!

by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024

Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018