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Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
by Bella the princess November 5, 2023
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Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.
It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?
by dummboi January 15, 2024
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Houston honeybee

A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant
Male #1:dude me and Jessica gave Melissa a Houston honeybee

Male #2: sweet!
by That_random318 January 9, 2023
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Houston Kool Aid

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
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Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.
How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?
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Houston

A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.
I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.
by AB365 January 16, 2022
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Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.
“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”
by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022
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