homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.
by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023
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Hurricane Homer

When someone hits an infield pop up and hurricane force winds blow it over the outfield fence.
Playing baseball during a hurricane, Matt hit a typical infield pop and it turned into a Hurricane Homer.
by MFC#37 January 09, 2024
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homeric code

Same thing as the "heroic code." Used in works by Homer, such as the Iliad.
The Homeric Code can't really be used in a sentence. Sorry.
by Wd2019 April 24, 2016
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john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
by iamdabrackmagicmaster March 07, 2016
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John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark April 25, 2018
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