but heres a bell

DING DING DING

THIS SONG WAS ALREADY TURNT BUT HERES A BELL

by romanistatuss November 4, 2021

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Genital Herpes

A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.

Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022

Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

Jimmy's horseshoe

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.

Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.

by instaphammed February 22, 2022

hersey squirts

A chocolate mess that resembles a melted hersey bar.

- Man, I had to run to the bathroom.

-Hersey squirts struck again, huh?

by THEpimpKNOWNasCOOL January 10, 2012

Hermes

Hermes is a greek olympian God, son of Zeus & Hera. He is also a ‘sexy’ man that plays a game called Critical Ops

RedMCPvP: Hermes played really good in Valiance
MichPlayz: Who? What a Randy ahaha
RedMCPvP: Nah, hes good. Don’t make him steal from you! After all, he is the god of thieves

by JustAndayy August 9, 2018