The Hammond School

The Hammond School is actually a mental asylum for kids who don’t know they’re mentally unstable
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.

The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all

RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.

The Hammond School student- I’m mentally insane 🙃

by Wrong answers only February 13, 2020

mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.

Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson

by Hbobcat December 7, 2020

hambo

da king of all kings. u may well b blessed 2 see him sum day

hambo is king

by hambo June 30, 2003

banana hammock

A man's speedo swimsuit.

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.

by Not-gonna-tellya January 12, 2007

vagina hammock

Another name for a womans undergarments. Panties to be precise. Panties to encase a unusually large vagina.

Her pussy was so big her vagina hammock looked more like a banana hammock.
She wasn't wearing a vagina hammock, easy access

by myhk February 21, 2008

HamBot

A person who automatically forwards / links to anything "hilarious" regardless of how funny said item may be.

Christ, not another dancing cat video. My mom is such a HamBot

by rainyvr January 11, 2011

Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")

1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"

by CD and IAIN May 4, 2006