A very disturbing video involving a naked man inserting a small jar into his ass by sitting on it. The jar breaks, and the rest of the video depicts his attempts toward removing all glass shards from his ass while hemorraging blood like a running bathroom sink.
"Did you see that video '1 guy 1 jar'?"
"Yeah, it was fucking gross as hell! He must've had a real hard time shitting after that."
"Yeah, it was fucking gross as hell! He must've had a real hard time shitting after that."
by devil1 January 3, 2009
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Friend 1: Ayo here’s the aux
Friend 2: *plays sicko mode* you better know this song
Friend 1: Maybe???
Friend 2: bro, it’s from the guy from fortnite.
Friend 1: Ayo here’s the aux
Friend 2: *plays sicko mode* you better know this song
Friend 1: Maybe???
Friend 2: bro, it’s from the guy from fortnite.
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by imperfectly perfect May 28, 2014
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Get the black guy stuff mug.Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified, though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will always stop and stare
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside 'cause this bear can't bare the world's disdain and sometimes it's easier to hide...
...Than explain our guy love, that's all it is! Guy love, he's mine, I'm his! There's nothing gay about it in our eyes!
You ask me 'bout this thing we share
And he tenderly replies
It's guy love
Between two guys
We're closer than the average man and wife
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me
Whoa whoa I just took out his appendix
There's no need to clarify
Oh no
Just let it grow more and more each day, it's like I've married my best friend
But in a totally manly way!
LET'S GO! It's guy love don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky
I'll be there to care through all the lows
I'll be there to share the highs...uh!
It's guy love between two guys
And when I say, "I love you, Turk" it's not what it implies
It's guy love between two guys
No hands!
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside 'cause this bear can't bare the world's disdain and sometimes it's easier to hide...
...Than explain our guy love, that's all it is! Guy love, he's mine, I'm his! There's nothing gay about it in our eyes!
You ask me 'bout this thing we share
And he tenderly replies
It's guy love
Between two guys
We're closer than the average man and wife
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD
You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me
Whoa whoa I just took out his appendix
There's no need to clarify
Oh no
Just let it grow more and more each day, it's like I've married my best friend
But in a totally manly way!
LET'S GO! It's guy love don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky
I'll be there to care through all the lows
I'll be there to share the highs...uh!
It's guy love between two guys
And when I say, "I love you, Turk" it's not what it implies
It's guy love between two guys
No hands!
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