Ass-Gum: Ass-gum is gum that has been placed within the back pocket of a individual, and sat on. Thus, the gum has became dis-formed, and in some rare instances, smells unpleasant because the subject who processes the gum has farted.
Mike - "Hey Bill, can I have some of that gum please?"
Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."
Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"
Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."
Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"
Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
by Paso Robles Slang March 15, 2010
by Chris Ar. March 15, 2008
Derived from the common scenario in which a pack of gum resides in one's pants pocket longer than the date of the initial purchase. As time passes, the buyer of the gum will unknowingly wind up sitting on the pack, resulting in the individual pieces of gum becoming mushy and difficult to unwrap.
Jonas: Wow, that dinner was off the hook. (pulls out gum) Anyone care to freshen up with a piece of gum?
Melvin: No thanks, chief. You bought that gum at last weekend's mixer event. That is clearly butt-gum.
or
Donald: Hey friend, care to try this new flavor of gum I got?
Patrick: Hmm... I dunno, that looks like it could be butt-gum.
Donald: Nah, don't worry, I just bought it today.
Melvin: No thanks, chief. You bought that gum at last weekend's mixer event. That is clearly butt-gum.
or
Donald: Hey friend, care to try this new flavor of gum I got?
Patrick: Hmm... I dunno, that looks like it could be butt-gum.
Donald: Nah, don't worry, I just bought it today.
by arlevitt February 12, 2009
An Oral version of the Bum Aids, A combination of all dieases, including STD's, but also can be given to someone who is just a complete loser and goes without sex for long periods of time. IN THE GUM
by Lewis Sutton July 11, 2004
by Bill W April 02, 2004
Five gum. A piece of gum that we will never know how it feels to chew it because of memes. Nor will we ever know because we like our already favoured gum brands.
Person 1: How does it feel to chew Five Gum?
Person 2: "Generic Meme"
Person 1: But have you ever had it?
Person 2: What? No I stick to Excel.
Person 2: "Generic Meme"
Person 1: But have you ever had it?
Person 2: What? No I stick to Excel.
by Rystic_s January 29, 2018