Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

by Troublemaking Emu November 19, 2018

gandalfed

when you are high as fuck

I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.

by lil pharaoh March 26, 2019

Grandad

When you hand a printed dick pic to a woman.

I was at the bar and some old guy grandadded me....so many gray pubes🙄

by Steelbeast November 1, 2020

guindaille

A Belgian French word used to talk about a happy drunk reunion, a student drinking with a lot of beer and a lot of "bottom up" where the students often end up totally drunk.

Damn it, it was quite a guindaille ! I don’t remember anything !

by jackdaw5 December 15, 2020

ganda

a Tagalog word referring someone as pretty or beautiful.

Maganda si Adelaine.
Ang ganda ni Addie.

by napatangina December 25, 2020

Gandar

To take an educated or uneducated guess on a matter of discussion regarding a sensitive or maybe even tense topic.

“Hey David: Want some drugs?”

“No Thanks; my mom said drugs are bad”

“But we are taking a gandar”

“Ok, I’ll buy your entire Costa Rican import of cocaine and cannabis please”

by Cantlearntospe January 30, 2021

Gandal

Gandal

Gandal is one of the most strongest people in the universe. They came in different religion but they are most kind and forgiving people. Gandal is good at hiding emotion. They maybe look happy and funny outside but they are emotionally and physically pain.

I wish I could be Gandal for one time. So I can't let my anger out easily.

by Lost human June 7, 2021