Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Gaston grunt

Creating a hinderance for an opposing tennis player in a match by imitating the mating call of the African water buffalo when striking the ball.

I can’t concentrate with that Gaston grunt during this tennis match.

by Chickasaw Caper August 2, 2024

Grunt

A blue collar worker who makes more money then the rest of they co-workers by working harder or clocking in more hours.

Stranger: what do you for a living?

Man: you know how it is man, I'ma Grunt.

by Num-burr February 20, 2023

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

by DT94 May 31, 2016

occupation grunt

An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.

Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!

DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

Fembling Grunt

Fembling James Grunt is the daughter of bling grunt

She is @GasterSCGD on twitter

Hey did you see the new Fembling Grunt video>

by Fembling J. Grunt November 23, 2021

Splash O' Grunt Juice

Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!

No, I am not taking a Splash O' Grunt Juice...Got it in my mouth and eyes last time!!!!!

by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022