butt grease 

Anal leakage, usually resembling cooking oil. Happens after a person gets the shits.

I was sick last month, my butt grease was hard to wash out of the sheets.

butt grease by Pyro November 21, 2002

FRESH OFF THE GREASE

You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.

Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.

FRESH OFF THE GREASE by Bill Braski May 28, 2006

Toilet Greaser 

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

Toilet Greaser by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

GREASE STICK 

When you eat alot of greasy food (ex. pizza, fried chicken,bacon etc...) and the shit slides out of your ass like a newborn.

While taking a dump a grease stick slid out of your ass so fast that your asshole didn't have time to slam shut and the water entered your ass within a milisecond.

GREASE STICK by Greggski December 27, 2008

Batty Grease

The vile mixture of anal sweat, sperm and poo after sex in the bum bum, which is then used for lube or other activities and can be bottled and sold for cooking oil's

got any batty grease? i'm partched

Batty Grease by generalfoofoo July 12, 2010

Grease 

1. One of the longest running Broadway musicals of all time. Filled with cheesy, nonsense plots and music...but you love it anyway.

2. A movie starring Olivia Newton John and John Travolta. Based on the play, with a thicker plot and added songs such as "Grease is the Word", "Hopelessly Devoted to You", and "You're the One That I Want".

3. Fatty or oily matter; lubricant.

That girl played Jan in Grease! Her hair looks pretty greasey...

Grease by MINIM0NSTER April 22, 2009

Grease Helmet 

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

Grease Helmet by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010