One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

donovan graves

The biggest fuckin pimp alive all he does is stay with the pimp shit if a girl mouth off they gettin the back by pimp daddy don so if you aint got a clean pussy then dont bring yo ass to pimp daddy dons palace of hoes and tricks

donovan graves is the definition of pimp shit

by PIMP shit is the shit 1 December 6, 2017

Throw it in my grave

When something is so good you need your friends to throw it in your grave when they bury you.

When something has so much rizz, you need it buried with you.

That pineapple bun was so good - Throw it in my grave!

by Throwitinmygrave1 April 9, 2024

Grave

A worldwide cyber terrorist who leads a group called Fool he is wanted in 138 countries for breaching security and also, hacking government websites, and accessing government emails.

"grave is the all father"

by Jack Willows April 15, 2024

Ben Graves

The skrunkiest man that was alive.

“Is that Ben Graves?! Oh my god, he’s so skrunkly!”

by qtieu9042 February 12, 2022