floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

goldfish walking

1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?

1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.

by I am r o c k April 08, 2021

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive

Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish

by Pietro Django Miximoff July 08, 2017

Rube Goldfish

The tourist guy from SpongeBob SquarePants who says amazing

My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish

by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023

Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.

Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?

by Picky77 December 02, 2011

Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025