Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.
"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"
"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".
"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".
by skarleetch January 28, 2021

by agoblin November 7, 2017

by blockrader September 3, 2009

Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?
Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
by Christee Carter January 28, 2009

One who is always eating pills. One who will indiscriminately eat whatever pills are in the medicine cabinet or in your pocket. Usually the drug of choice for a pill goblin is anything that is habit forming.
Gosh that chick is such a pill goblin, she ate fifteen Valium, ten norco's, and a couple roxy's.
I feel as though you took the cake as the pill goblin for the night by eating 30 Adderall's, and your heart hasn't popped yet! Amazing.
Hide your shit here comes a pill goblin.
I feel as though you took the cake as the pill goblin for the night by eating 30 Adderall's, and your heart hasn't popped yet! Amazing.
Hide your shit here comes a pill goblin.
by manic cavy March 3, 2009

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.
by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Iowa City has the largest rim goblin populations; people who enjoy to eat buttholes and have theirs eaten as well.
Did you hear that rim goblin Drew serviced Mikayla's butthole?
Yeah I did, but was that before or after he got his butthold tickled from Kim during a blowjob?
Yeah I did, but was that before or after he got his butthold tickled from Kim during a blowjob?
by Blake H. S. January 13, 2008
