gibbled 

Appearing or being extrememly fucked up.

In the state of becoming, or being, a gibble (see gibble). A handitard, dumbass, mental midget, cripple, or in some other way mentally, physically incapable, or both.

"Dude, the chair is gibbled!"

"He's more gibbled than a dickless guy in a whore house."

"If your dog Tripod loses one more leg, he's gibbled."

gibbled by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

gobble 

to smother a man's penis with anothers mouth and a fluid motion

Your mom definitely can gobble some cock

gobble by Skillet November 13, 2003

squat and gobble 

Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.

Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.

squat and gobble by P Brain January 3, 2008

Vodka Gobble 

(n) A large gobble of vodka, and by large, I mean four or five shots in a glass. The glass is then chugged (or gobbled) until finished. Chasers are allowed after the gobble

"Time for the all american Vodka Gobble!"

"Will I get on Julia? No, I need to be drunk...fucking drunk....like Vodka Gobble drunk....lets do it"

Vodka Gobble by FrAkon April 12, 2007

Gobbler 

An unusually long flap of skin that hangs from a girls kooter.

"Ahhhh...Amber has a gobbler!!"

Gobbler by jESSBRETT February 19, 2004

gobbledycock 

A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.

Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!

gobbledycock by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021

Gobble marks 

The tell-tale signs left behind after an act of fellatio is performed. Can be easily spotted under U.V. lighting.

"Watch out for gobble marks! You don't know where they've been"

Gobble marks by Stemun September 25, 2009