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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Gobble Wobble

A Gobble Wobble means you like to have intercourse with this particular person (;
by Becklan December 2, 2022
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Gobble Gobble

When one is playing a video game and the opposing user won’t leave him alone like a turkey gobbles till he wobbles
This guy on 2k won’t leave me alonegobble gobble
by Camdino October 12, 2023
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gobbles

Gobbles is a goldfish who was much loved. He sadly forgot how to swim and so he was flushed down a toilet. Ever since Gobbles was flushed two girls have been looking for him ever since.
Gobbles was nowhere to be seen.
by Lesie Sack February 26, 2021
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Flobble Gobble

by Sunnyintheuk March 31, 2025
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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash
I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's
by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024
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