The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.
by T Dubb May 30, 2007
*sees two girls wearing matching outfits* Becky: omg girl that is tots best friend goals i wish we could be like that but your such a stupid bitch.
by thatwhitehoe April 27, 2018
wives: two girls (best friends) who are very close and are 'married' to each other, for example 'your my wife ily sweetie'
goals: something that someone aspires to be, a dream or wish, for example 'your outfit is goals!'
wife goals: a perfect couple (of two girls) who are both beautiful, smart, charming and funny.
goals: something that someone aspires to be, a dream or wish, for example 'your outfit is goals!'
wife goals: a perfect couple (of two girls) who are both beautiful, smart, charming and funny.
'you two made valentines for each other? aw that's wife goals!'
''makaylah & natalie are such wife goals, they're so cute together!'
''makaylah & natalie are such wife goals, they're so cute together!'
by lillian goode October 15, 2016
Kateina and Chase
by lil Gardenhose February 11, 2019