Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.
Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
by dumbwizard January 21, 2011
Get the Home Gnomemug. You feel a sharp stabbing pain while in the water. You look down and exclaim "Argh, a sea gnome!" Your- in all likelihood unstabbed- friend should then procede to point out "No man, see the oxygen tank? That's a Hydro-Gnome."
by Mr "Sarcastic" March 6, 2011
Get the Hydro-Gnomemug. A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.
by Goat freedom January 17, 2017
Get the Crispy gnomemug. by TheFlunkMasterOG June 9, 2018
Get the Kinky Gnomemug. by El Jefé March 22, 2019
Get the gnome’s beardmug. by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011
Get the bed gnomemug. When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
Get the Gnome Ridemug.