by Why amialive July 12, 2018
A Gabe Nelson has redefined the fields of annoyance and wordsmithery. They are known to giggle at the sight of an obese feline perched atop a wooden post, as well as to dance erratically and compulsively take bites of passersby, being a fatty boombatty.
Gabe Nelsons are known for inspiring fan clubs and techno remixes (Gabe Nelson... jump on it) among swooning pedestrians in the Transvaal and Luxembourg.
If a Gabe Nelson were ever cornered in a dark alley behind some sort of imminent-doom-store, (doom on sale two for one dollar) he could be discerned from all typical oddballs by his propensity for large words and habit of referring to himself in the third person.
Gabe Nelsons are known for inspiring fan clubs and techno remixes (Gabe Nelson... jump on it) among swooning pedestrians in the Transvaal and Luxembourg.
If a Gabe Nelson were ever cornered in a dark alley behind some sort of imminent-doom-store, (doom on sale two for one dollar) he could be discerned from all typical oddballs by his propensity for large words and habit of referring to himself in the third person.
Look at the size of that Gabe Nelson! It's so pretentious and delectable that it might stun all the ladyfolk!
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by GabeDad November 02, 2017
Person1:"Hey lets order pizza with pineapple"
Person2:"Ew that is gross you should be arrested for thinking about that"
Person1:"Leave my house, and kill yourself . i thought we could be like Gabe Helmy from youtube (the best youtuber ever with 100,000,000,000 subs) but fuck you jeff."
Person2:"Ew that is gross you should be arrested for thinking about that"
Person1:"Leave my house, and kill yourself . i thought we could be like Gabe Helmy from youtube (the best youtuber ever with 100,000,000,000 subs) but fuck you jeff."
by Hahaha6969;) October 29, 2017
Family : hi Gabe so nice to see you honey
Gabe: do you have pineapples Mom?
Family: no I didn’t realize your were stoping by
Gabe : oh well I’m leaving then
Family : oh that Gabe helmy oof
Gabe: do you have pineapples Mom?
Family: no I didn’t realize your were stoping by
Gabe : oh well I’m leaving then
Family : oh that Gabe helmy oof
by Bkjn h h u December 28, 2017