Future Queen of the World

Only words to describe the most amazing woman on the face of the earth.

-That bitch is crazy!
-Nah, man that be my future queen of the world.

by Gr8Gatz August 26, 2010

future wife beater

A school bully whom will one day take his anger out on his future spouse and offspring.

That punk is such a bully that he is cosidered to be a Future wife Beater. Wait until his anger turns on his spouse,he'll use her 'and his kids as a punching bag,instead of his classmates.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Pseudopredictive future-past

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.

"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.

by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011

future land Barron

45’s vision for his youngest son once all he has to worry about is keeping his orange jumpsuit all buttoned up.

He is my great white hope, and course the future land Barron of this sprawling dynasty.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Future Finance Supporter

A Future Finance Supporter (or FFS for short) is a classy way of saying a future sugar mommy/ sugar daddy. The term started getting traction in the meme culture and it is being used more and more.

Person 1: You should really start studying harder if you want to guarantee yourself a good future.
Person 2: I got myself a Future Finance Supporter, so I don't think I really need to.

by Thiccnical May 22, 2021

School Of The Future

a middle and high school 6-12 located in manhattan nyc. dont go to it

"oh yeah i go to school of the future"
"im sorry"

by gayfurry69 November 19, 2021

Future Bogan

An individual who's lack of hygiene, namely not washing hair, brushing teeth, washing clothes, and constant pungent odour has seen them come close to receiving the 'bogan' tag. Generally they are also a weasel and refuse to buy drinks or spend their own money.

Willie: Man, have you seen Woods lately, he really should buy toothpaste, soap and shampoo, he smells?
Camby Cam: Yeah I saw him, he owes me $50 in unpaid bus fairs.
Willie: This future bogan is UNBELIEVABLE.

by the mangled August 8, 2011