Friendship Apron

An imaginary apron that represents your friendship.
When threatened to take off the friendship apron,
You are threatened that your friendship will be over.

Julie: Karter can I borrow a pencil?
Karter: No.
Julie: What?! Friendship apron off! -pretends to untie imaginary apron and throws it on the floor-

by -whatwearelookingfor August 2, 2011

Peak Friendship

The point at which a relationship with a friend has reached its highest point, and begins its terminal decline. Usually occurs after having too much of a good time, which results in you spending less and less time with the person, eventually leading to you totally losing contact with the person.

After having such an awesome time out drinking and partying last night, James and Ryan's friendship has peaked and begun its terminal decline. Peak friendship in action.

by navy1291 August 16, 2008

friendship

The ability to bag on another's mother without resulting in physical conflict.

Peter: I know everything, especially your mom's nice ass.
John: I enjoy our friendship.

by Pedro Scallywagon April 19, 2007

friendship

A relationship between two people where one person agrees to make the other person's problems their own. More than often the agreement turns out to be one-sided. This includes lending money, giving rides, emotional support, listening to the other complain or just simply listening to and dealing with the other person's constant bullshit. In actuality, an official agreement was never made to do any of this. Rather a process takes place over time where one party is slowly manipulated into all of the above mentioned acts. Most of the time these relationships eventually end with the main supporter having had enough of the user's ways. However, there are occasionally more extreme cases where the relationship goes on for years, sometimes until death does them part, due to the supporter's own extreme stupidity. In some cases, the situation is so bad that the one party might actually be entitled to claim a dependant when doing their taxes.

"Hey, I know it's midnight and you're in the middle of drinking and having fun but would you stop what you're doing and drive me thirty minutes away to my house? Reason being, I left the cat locked in the bedroom and I need to let her out. Thanks, buddy. I really value our friendship".

by True Man True July 13, 2009

Friendship

Friendship is when you fancy any old boy just so your friend can be entertained.

Go on, I know he's not your type, but fancy him anyway, for me. If you valued our "Friendship" you would...

by BoomBella24 July 21, 2011

Virtual friendship

A friendship that exists mostly through text and social media as opposed to direct human contact.

Bro 1: Yo, bro, you still friends with ____?
Bro 2: Yeah, but it's not going anywhere. She only wants to talk online or through text. She never wants to chill.
Bro 1: So it's a virtual friendship?
Bro 2: Yeah... fuck.

by Keeeeen October 1, 2012

Friendship Circle

Noun: The Place men get put into when woman do not want to hook up with them. Terms to look out for "like a brother" "Best Friend" "someone i can really talk to"

"Your So nice to me your Like my best friend"
"Your like my brother, your so good to me"
Woman :"can we still be Friends? cus your a wicked sweet guy"
Man to Buddy: Dude she just threw me in the friendship circle

by Ryan Flavin April 5, 2008