When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Furmug. 
jean-francis is actually annoying. He says stuff with a lot of attitude, but he also secretly tries his best which makes you not be mean to him. He also makes ppl laugh a lot which is good.
by ANIME ADDICTION October 10, 2021
Get the Jean-Francismug. Franci would still be the boy that i would pick in a line of 30 pretty hot guys!
His eyes are so pretty I bet!
His eyes are so pretty I bet!
by sunmoon November 23, 2021
Get the francimug. Francis is a bit of a simpleton but saying that he’s a lovely caring sole, he’s very attractive and will do anything for your attention. Extremely active and lows riding bikes
Person 1: who’s that’s fella over there he reeks of piss where is he from.
Person2: he’s francis from the drumkillian road how do you not know him.
Person1: omg ya how can I not remember him I’m such a lug
Person2: he’s francis from the drumkillian road how do you not know him.
Person1: omg ya how can I not remember him I’m such a lug
by The dowra phenomenon September 7, 2019
Get the Francismug. 
A college with about 62 years of history; where dreams are made of 🌞
An institution where kids come to eat and chill; yeah, we said it ✊🏾
An institution where kids come to eat and chill; yeah, we said it ✊🏾
Located in the heart of Hyderabad; St. Francis College for Women provides all the right opportunities for students to do everything to get attendance :)
by Shiwbeiskeks November 27, 2021
Get the St. Francis College for Womenmug.