When a woman, particularly of the older variety, who hasn't participated in coitus in over 10 years, recieves so much pleasure that when she cums, it replicates the dust cloud caused by the falling of the north tower.
Dude 1: How was that G.I.L.F. last night?
Dude 2: Disguting, the night ended when she dusty fountained all over my face.
Dude 2: Disguting, the night ended when she dusty fountained all over my face.
by EatinDBush July 23, 2016
A pedophile's meat.
by John, A Goat from Space November 04, 2011
When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
by Cummy worm October 29, 2010
euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
by Algernon June 04, 2007
A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.
(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."
by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009
When a girl gives a man a blow job and the man finishes inside the girl's mouth. The girl will then snowball the sperm back to the man. The man will subsequently lay on his back while the girl punches him as hard as she can in the stomach. The force of the punches will cause the man to spit the sperm into the air causing a water fountain effect.
by Dave & Heather January 12, 2008
when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain
by mike ellisio October 31, 2007