lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 11, 2017

Rooster Brick

An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!

see cockblock

That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!

by demon291000 December 23, 2010

imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do

He is the imperial rooster at the track

by dirtracer8080 March 30, 2012

slimey rooster

An act in sex where that man puts his own semen all over his penis and screams "cock a doodle doo!" While analy penetrating the women

I have Jenny a slimey rooster last night and she loved it!

by Alex Schri January 12, 2017

Snowy rooster

This occurs when a man nuts on another man’s/his own pubes and let’s it dry then scratches it onto one another’s mouth

Last year Jim gave me a snowy rooster and it’s my favorite holiday tradition

by Bigdaddy15350 January 04, 2023

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

yo, I got some loose change, let's scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 09, 2017

Rooster Kiss

When two men pull back their cock heads and push their dick holes together.

Those dudes just dropped their pants, and did a Rooster Kiss.

by Loabn March 01, 2014