by Rill GiktokExcelticus November 22, 2016
Get the 4rd floormug. A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.
Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015
Get the floor mothmug. Pewdiepie said this in a video once referring to his setup in the video being on the floor. It is now a running gag between Pewdiepie fans.
“Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since
“Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
Get the floor gangmug. When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
Person 2: ....
by squim December 6, 2021
Get the sticky floormug. Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.
2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!
- Yes!
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.
2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!
- Yes!
by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007
Get the floor polishmug. "dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."
"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."
"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
by Altrag April 15, 2014
Get the floor d'oeuvresmug. Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
Get the Hardwood Flooringmug.