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floor cherry

Your first time getting fucked on the floor of a dirty bathroom.
“We were at a Trump rally last night and had my first floor cherry in the bathroom.”
by Valickulher July 14, 2020
mugGet the floor cherrymug.

floor moth

A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.
Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015
mugGet the floor mothmug.

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
mugGet the Hardwood Flooringmug.

floor gang

Pewdiepie said this in a video once referring to his setup in the video being on the floor. It is now a running gag between Pewdiepie fans.

“Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
mugGet the floor gangmug.

Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz
Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..
by FBMS May 13, 2019
mugGet the Gym Floormug.

slippy floor

When she gives you a blowjob but instead of swallowing it, she spits it out on the floor
Swallow! Dont give me a slippy floor girl!
by WhyNetflix August 25, 2015
mugGet the slippy floormug.

sticky floor

When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
by squim December 6, 2021
mugGet the sticky floormug.

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