Dreamsoda float

The act of having a moist sexual dream while being queued in a drive thru.

The man enjoyed a dreamsoda float on his birthday.

by Akkaytex March 29, 2017

bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018

Meatball float

When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub

“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”

by foxyjade47 September 10, 2018

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

pollen-float

the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.

bless the man, he's pollen-floating.

by jediaelthepeel May 4, 2020

Alaskan Float

When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.

Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.

by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020