fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

Schindler's Fist

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.

i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob

by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009

Foot fist

When the male in a sexual relationship puts up toes in to the females vagina instead of is fingers, for it to be a true foot fist it must fit atleast the big toe and any other.

Me and mark were shagging like fuck last night and he foot fisted me

by Maniw July 21, 2017

Dilly Fisting

Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.

"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"

"Dilly Fisting"

by Coxhead March 26, 2017

Pickle Fisting

The act of grabbing a pickle and shoving it up a guy or girl’s rectum. Extra points if part of a fist is shoved up there too.

Bully: Hey, Danni. Wanna do some pickle fisting?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?

by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 12, 2022

Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina

I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself

by John FLem February 14, 2009