fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

Schindler's Fist

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.

i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob

by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009

Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

autism fist

The strange tendency for autistic individuals to ball up their free hand into a fist when taking photos of themselves to post onto certain image boards. This often creates a menacing aura.

OP: How do my gains look bros?
Anon: >autism fist
Anon: NGMI

by TedKFan69 February 28, 2023

limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007

Foot fist

When the male in a sexual relationship puts up toes in to the females vagina instead of is fingers, for it to be a true foot fist it must fit atleast the big toe and any other.

Me and mark were shagging like fuck last night and he foot fisted me

by Maniw July 21, 2017

Dilly Fisting

Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.

"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"

"Dilly Fisting"

by Coxhead March 26, 2017