A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.
In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.
In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.
I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.
by Abd_ May 7, 2023
Get the maths finalmug. by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022
Get the final positionmug. An event found in the beginning of December and May in which students do a year's laundry, take 3 day long naps, dust their entire apartment, work out, clean their bathroom, take their dog for a walk, wash their car, and do anything else besides acknowledging they have finals.
"Hey Loren!! I thought you said you had a final tomorrow. . .shouldn't you be home studying?"
"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."
"Looks like final denial to me!"
"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."
"Looks like final denial to me!"
by orangepower December 8, 2012
Get the Final Denialmug. A form of nutting where the nutter proceeds to place their testicles through the hole of a brick.
The next step is to start nutting as per usual but just before the climax another brick is dropped making contact with the testicles delivering a final blow of semen
The next step is to start nutting as per usual but just before the climax another brick is dropped making contact with the testicles delivering a final blow of semen
by Curriedurry January 30, 2022
Get the The final blowmug. Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'
Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!
by MarkMyLife August 9, 2009
Get the Final Diseasemug. The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.
So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.
Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.
Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.
Student 1: You ready for finals next week?
Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.
Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?
Student 2: Yeah.
or
Student A: I just finished my last exam.
Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!
Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.
Student B: Sounds good!
Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.
Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?
Student 2: Yeah.
or
Student A: I just finished my last exam.
Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!
Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.
Student B: Sounds good!
by LSSUTKE280 May 6, 2011
Get the finals comamug. The last episode of the series Supernatural. It will forever go down as the worst series finale, after they completely destroyed every characters growth and disregarded their arcs. Some people like it, and thats valid, but to many fans, this finale was like getting spit in the face over and over again.
Jensen: “The fans arent going to like the Supernatural Finale”
Writers: “Shut up theyll love it, we made sure to make it extra bad”
Writers: “Shut up theyll love it, we made sure to make it extra bad”
by ijustwantedagoodfinale November 22, 2020
Get the supernatural finalemug.