Johnny Ferret

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck

Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad69 December 10, 2019

Ferret

Definition for Draco Malfoy. The little bouncing ferret 👱 ♂️

Person 1: Hey, look a ferret
Person 2: wow cool
You/Me : No,thats Draco the bouncing ferret

by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019

Ferret

A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.

A ferret just defeated my best pokemon!

by HyperOwl April 6, 2018

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick

yo bro your ferretting around

by meefk November 28, 2017

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016