Furlough fanny

Furlough fanny. Extremely hairy vagina

Wow Suzan had a proper furlough fanny looked like it hadn’t seen a razor since she finished work

by £&@ July 9, 2020

Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

Fanny tourism

When straight girls go to a lesbian bar...

Fancy a spot of fanny tourism tonight?

by Bettybo August 2, 2017

fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

fanny twister

When you are fucking a white girl and have a green discharge from your penis due to syphilis. You then wipe the green discharge on the growler, to make it look like a twister. Added bonuses, if she is on her period to have the complete twister with the red middle.

His green discharge made me look like a fanny twister

by twister man November 22, 2013

fanny-fun

In Europe; this terminology is used in reference to the female genitalia when wanting to have sexual relations. Was also referenced in the show An Evening with Kevin Smith: London.

"Would you like a bit of fanny-fun?"

by toolnofx7 March 9, 2009

trench fanny

Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.

“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”

“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”

“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”

by FlappyFanny July 23, 2018