fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

fanny twister

When you are fucking a white girl and have a green discharge from your penis due to syphilis. You then wipe the green discharge on the growler, to make it look like a twister. Added bonuses, if she is on her period to have the complete twister with the red middle.

His green discharge made me look like a fanny twister

by twister man November 22, 2013

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

fanny maggot

When left over tissue on vagina that's been wiped and it's rolled up to look like a maggot.

Excuse me you have a fanny maggot

by Yourmum07 February 27, 2017

Fanny Waggon

A girl who can take more then one cock or maybe more then two.

"Hey guys , lets get stuck in that Fanny waggon"!

by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

Camping Fanny

As in reference to a girl wearing a pair of tights for a long period of time.

The phenomenon of intense heat that can build up in a tent under hot conditions can exponentially increase certain smells. As can happen when wearing nylon tights/stockings this phenomenon can occur.

also due to when camping showers and personal hygiene are less of common practice and can cause said condition.

oh my god, Steph has a bad case of camping fanny after that 14 hour shift.

by hipityhopity October 5, 2013

fanny-fun

In Europe; this terminology is used in reference to the female genitalia when wanting to have sexual relations. Was also referenced in the show An Evening with Kevin Smith: London.

"Would you like a bit of fanny-fun?"

by toolnofx7 March 9, 2009