fanny fabrics

someone who buy's unessential clothing!

sabrina : 'hey look, i have just bought a bobble that matches our school uniform, isnt that great?'

Rayburn : 'fuck off fanny fabrics'

sabrina : 'ohh ok'

by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

trench fanny

Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.

“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”

“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”

“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”

by FlappyFanny July 23, 2018

fat fanny

When the fanny is so fat, you can see through jeans.

damn shawty got a fat fanny no cap

by ahmed27 November 5, 2020

Fanny Stew

The unpleasant gusset-area outcome from a particularly sweaty ride on the London Underground.

It was so warm, the whole carriage was a fanny stew.

by stukulele August 17, 2016

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

fanny-fun

In Europe; this terminology is used in reference to the female genitalia when wanting to have sexual relations. Was also referenced in the show An Evening with Kevin Smith: London.

"Would you like a bit of fanny-fun?"

by toolnofx7 March 9, 2009