Failevator

1. An elevator that fails, either by incorrect markings and symbols, or by being to damn slow.

We took a long ass ride in the failevator.

by thisbemypseudonym March 14, 2009

Factlett

Fact-lett

Tiny Fact. A miniature display of information.

Hey Dave, nice poster! The Factletts at the bottom really pull the whole thing together.

by TRSturbo May 11, 2009

facieses

adj. Shit face. Drunk out of your mind.

I'm to facieses to get up.
That facieses just pass me up.

by Raytrix July 2, 2009

Fackle

An unattractive person whos breath smells like death. Believes that they're hot but in reality the bitchs face looks fucked up and will switch to psycho mode if you do what I'M doing.

1. That's Jenny over dur go holla shes all you.

2. ROFLMAO! comeon. I mean, COME ON! She's Fackle

1. I was joking I would never hit that either.

by TheJuiceWeasle January 22, 2010

failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.

"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"

by padrick the third April 14, 2010

facklerjewfro

Someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way in the state of Kentucky. May also refair to a very slow soccer player

thats a facklerjewfro, so slow he will neva get any clock

by jabulanikicker July 12, 2010

faciendum

a list of things to be done or accomplished.

This work is not on the faciendum. As such, I need not do it right now.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010