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Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.
I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.
by littlewoz May 4, 2015
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bidet envy

When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
Patrick keeps sending photoshops of Mooch on the toilet. Man that dude has some serious bidet envy.
by Bidet King November 8, 2022
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lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.
"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"
by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014
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shit envy

Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.
"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!
by Dr. Noe August 30, 2013
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gadget envy

The desire felt by some purchasers when a popular new gadget launches.

Much like regular envy, it includes overlooking flaws in the desired gadget, as well as a discounting of the similar capabilities of a gadget already owned.

It is manifested with the typical expressions of envy toward anyone possessing the gadget, regardless of need.
I just saw Tom playing with the new iPhone. I've got the old one, and I've got such gadget envy right now!
by datapolitical February 27, 2009
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mug envy

The feeling of jealousy and betrayal you get when you catch/find a colleague or other drinking from a mug that is specifically yours, that you always drink from and is always on your work desk, without your permission. Such an event tends to happen when you are away from the mug and people think you're not looking, won't notice, won't catch them or when you have gone out and the individual thinks they'll be finished with it in time before you get back, but you get back early and catch them. Mug envy can happen when someone steals your mug intentionally or accidentally.
*Jane finishes her hot drink, washes it up and leaves the office to go out*

Carl (To himself): "There's no standard mugs left here, just Jane's... I'll use that - she's gone out and I'll be finished before she gets back"

*Jane re-enters* "Silly me, forgot my diary... Oh, um, Carl - is that my mug you're drinking from?"

Carl: "Oh, yeah - I didn't think you'd be back so soon and yours is the only mug I can find to drink from"

Jand "Wow, mug envy much".
by OfficeNewb November 15, 2013
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love envy

To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with.
Love envy- To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with
by Wallpink July 4, 2015
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