Emil

Someone who is hella sexy.

-Hello Emil , u looking good as always.
-I know.
-U are hella sexy.
-yes.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Emil

Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.

Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....

by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020

carl-emil

sexy motherfucker

oh he's so Carl-Emil AKA oh he's so sexy

by SØØØSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 21, 2016

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

Emil

Emil has a extremely large penis, at least 3 kilometers long.

"Look, its an Emil, i bet his penis is f*cking huge!!" "Yeah me too"

by EMIL69 January 10, 2022

Emil

English:
A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.

Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.

I hear a scream, Emil must have lost a game.
Eg høyrer eit skrik, Emil må ha tapt eit spel.

by Bob Kåre Jensen May 30, 2025

Emil

Emil has a GIANT dick and is from Rungsted. He is a sexy russian boy that makes all the girls wanna have sex with him. He has a huge dick and knows how to make a girl wet. U see him in the hallway and u just wanna drop to ur knees. Every girl fights over Emil.

Girl 1: Wow. Emil is such a bad russian boy with a big dick

Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him!

Emil is so sexy

by Javevejjejrb December 11, 2023