elevator mischief

When you hit all of the numbers just before you walk out of the elevator so it stops at every floor just to annoy whoever walks in after you.

Guy: "I'm really tired, but my room is on the twenty-second floor."
Girl: "Let's take the elevator!"
Guy: "Shit! Someone's been playing elevator mischief! This will take forever!"

by dancerqt137 September 3, 2010

Elevator Tease

When at a business where there's a freight elevator, and the main floor rings the bell signalling that it is getting sent up... but never comes up.

*Bell ringing*
Person 1: Oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
*3 minutes later*
Person 2: uhh, I don't think they are.
Person 1: CURSE YOU ELEVATOR TEASE!

by Friggin' Biggs November 24, 2010

elevator refusal

The act of deliberately pushing the "close doors" button upon elevator departure to hasten the start and thereby stranding people on the floor. Usually done to avoid being in the elevator with someone you dislike.

Why did you take so long to attend the meeting ?
A simple case of elevator refusal, man !

by rodv March 20, 2011

Elevator Love

The 20 second ride on the elevator when you fall in the with the hot person.

"Man, I was in elevator love with that guy"...

by nyctay March 14, 2012

elevator shoot

When you have sex in an elevator that is stuck between floors then you call the fire department to break the doors open. then once they open the doors, you pull out and ejaculate in the fire fighters face.

Male 1: Yeah, dude, I shot a huge load into the firefighters face during our last elevator shoot

by Bigblackbustywoman November 20, 2013

elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens

My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator

by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014

Elevatored

To fart in a elevator before a person gets on and to get off before the doors close. Leaving that person to a smelly delicious elevator.

I couldn't help myself and had to fart but it was in a elevator. As I was getting off, a beautiful lady walked right on the same elevator. As I turned around and saw the doors closing she just got elevatored.

by Tacklemebaby January 24, 2015