Intelligent elephant

Is someone who places their glasses around their thighs, and in doing so places them above penis.

Bored bespectacled male of the species

by Basil Bush March 29, 2004

Alabama Fire Elephant

A fire-breathing elephant native to Alabama. A distant relative of the Alaskan Fire Elephant.

Look, it's an Alabama fire elephant!

by Sir Lord El Duke October 11, 2012

Elephant Man

1. Stage name of Joseph Carey Merrick (1862-90), a man afflicted with two diseases, neurofibromatosis I and Proteus Syndrome, which made his body puff out into a series of tumours that deformed his face, head and one side of his lower body. (Often incorrectly thought to have had elephantiasis). Lived as a circus freak for some time before attracting the attention of British higher society. Died in a tragic attempt to sleep flat on his back at the age of 27; his massive head dislocated his neck. The subject of a biopic in 1980, directed by David Lynch.

2. Any social pariah, anyone seen as monstrous.

The Elephant Man's skeleton has been removed from public view.

After the incident with Hannah's microwave oven, she sees me as an Elephant Man.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

pink elephant

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Elephant Ass

Drawing/Symbol belonging to Trupo

That elephant ass is so bad ass.

by trooopalooop April 25, 2010

Pink Elephant

A next level "mooning" maneuver designed to show more disrespect than the standard act of mooning. The Pink Elephant is fairly simple, but specific to the male gender. It is achieved by undoing one's fly and exposing the bare penis whilst pulling the pockets out of the pants. The inside out pockets represent the elephant's ears and the exposed penis symbolizes the trunk.

Guy #1: "Wow, you totally gave that passing truck driver the Pink Elephant!"

Guy #2: " I know, I've grown tired of mooning people... it's just too common place these days"

by jbone June 29, 2012

Elephant dance

A man can perform the Elephant Dance while naked. It's done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your penis to "slap" his hips.

My lady always asks me to do the Elephant Dance when I get out of the shower.

by Jeferey January 14, 2010