Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 09, 2021

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Doody Conscience

A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.

Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.

by southpaw53421 April 07, 2011

Doody Snack

A polite way to ask for anal sex

I don’t care if the booty fat, you better get prepared for the doody snack.

Optional : can get taste of the doody snack

by Meanus Penis Jones August 23, 2022

doodie doodie

A term of endearment for a pet, baby, baby animal or significant other when you have the urge to squeeze them because they’re so cute and you love them. Usually spoken in baby talk. - I wuv my widdle doodie doodie

Girl: look at my new kitten. He’s only 8 weeks old.

Other girl: Aw wook at dat widdle doodie doodie.

by Doodies July 14, 2022

doodie chomper

bob. eats poop.

you know who bob is? the doodie chomper?

by midix enormus August 07, 2021

Doody soup

Noun : something that does not meet your expectations.

That concert was doody soup.

This sandwich tastes like doody soup.

by Art Vandalay, Architect May 15, 2011