And then I found 20 dollars

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.

Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"

by djk December 9, 2003

Dollar Menu

The greatest thing to ever happen. Composed of McChickens, Double Cheeseburgers, Parfaits, Medium Drinks, and Fries. These can be found at most McDonalds and are a very economic way to eat out.

"Man, I'm poor and hungry."
"To McDonalds we go for some Dollar Menu!"

by Steve Hawking February 15, 2004

trick daddy dollars

An awesome rapper from Dade County Florida. Violent lyrics and historically speaking Trick Daddy gets into a lot of trouble with the law.

Trick Daddy Dollars has some club bangers such as "Dro in the Wind," "Take it to the House," and "Shut Up."

by Tha Cuddla December 30, 2004

two dollar cop

A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.

Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.

Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.

"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."

by gillfish March 16, 2009

nonehundred dollars

What Kerry has after either a long day of Christmas shopping or a short day at the brothels.

In three days, I went from $100 to, like, nonehundred dollars.

by Pejorative Pimpmobile December 22, 2008

and then i found 5 dollars

the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"

Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome

by WEWJ April 20, 2011

Chocolate Dollar

The sexual act of inserting the big toe of the left foot directly into the anal cavity, causing an over-abundant use of cuss words. And nose bleeding.

Craig Ferguson was so taken aback by the shimmer of his guest's cocktail dress, that he couldn't avoid providing a congratulatory Chocolate Dollar as a befitting reward for...balls.

by m33 April 4, 2012