by Top opp goon March 28, 2022
after being born in the doctors office you finally realize, because you weren't conceived at a hospital like everyone else your weird.
by SSR4300 June 30, 2024
When somebody does something crazy or something wrong that they aren't aware they've done.
Mom: Boy, what'd you wit them Cold cuts in the fridge
Son: nuthin mom daddy threw em out, he said they was no good
Mom: well ya father dizzy as hell, them cold cuts was good for another three days, Ima have to talk to his ass.
Son: nuthin mom daddy threw em out, he said they was no good
Mom: well ya father dizzy as hell, them cold cuts was good for another three days, Ima have to talk to his ass.
by Felinee July 19, 2017
Dizzy Dab is a 50/50 split of both weed extract (dab) and speed (meth). Take weed and speed and cook until both substances are liquified. Let mixture re-coagulate and the fire away.
Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.
Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.
Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Holy fuck those dizzy dabs sure are the panty dropper. I hit it one time next thing I knew I was on the train to pound town. I told them boys I was not a whore, one of them said “I got a half gram of dizzy dab that says you are”. Sure as shit next thing I knew pipe down legs up………..
by Da UrbanCowboy May 31, 2023
Is a term used for women who are so delusional and contradictive you could lose brain cells by talking to them.
Woman: Melanie got Dizzy Broad Syndrome, she's still complaining about being single, but a guy last night walked up to her at the club and asked her for her number.
Example 2:
Man: My girl keeps asking for us to build trust but she still goes through my email and texts
Example 3:
30yr old Woman: I'm a Queen and a Boss Chick I deserve to treated as such!
Leaves her parents house & gets on the bus to go to her job a McDonald's
Example 2:
Man: My girl keeps asking for us to build trust but she still goes through my email and texts
Example 3:
30yr old Woman: I'm a Queen and a Boss Chick I deserve to treated as such!
Leaves her parents house & gets on the bus to go to her job a McDonald's
by DMAN est. since 1997 November 28, 2021