a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.
by Shadic January 10, 2005
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by secret@ngel October 19, 2011
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To stimulate a female's genitals using one's finger(s). A reference to the motion of dialing a land line telephone in the era before touch tone phones came into common use.
Penelope wasn't being too amorous last night and I thought I might not get laid, but after I reached into her panties and rotary dialed her, she begged me to mount her so of course I obliged.
by irishguy29407 March 12, 2012
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noun
1. A dialect is a particular form or derivative of a language that can vary greatly from the main language so as to be mutually unintelligible. The line between dialect and language is plastic depending on the political status of the dialect's speakers (see Cantonese). If you aren't sure, here's a good rule of thumb: A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
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1. A dialect is a particular form or derivative of a language that can vary greatly from the main language so as to be mutually unintelligible. The line between dialect and language is plastic depending on the political status of the dialect's speakers (see Cantonese). If you aren't sure, here's a good rule of thumb: A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
Lallans Speaker: Scots kythed for the first time in leeterar furm in the mids o the 14t century an didna differ muckle fae ither northren Inglis byleids.
English Speaker: I'm sorry, your dialect is completely unintelligible. It's like it wasn't actually English or something...oh.
English Speaker: I'm sorry, your dialect is completely unintelligible. It's like it wasn't actually English or something...oh.
by Nemo Mentisson November 14, 2009
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Get the dump dialing mug.Calling up and possibly saying messed up things to a romantic or sexual interest while under the influence of alcohol.
The phonecall could be directed at an ex, or at someone you find unattractive when sober.
Origin: Unknown, but probably entered the mainstream from the film 'Sideways'.
The phonecall could be directed at an ex, or at someone you find unattractive when sober.
Origin: Unknown, but probably entered the mainstream from the film 'Sideways'.
Lionel: "Hey, baby, I think you're so fine. I don't care if you live 89 miles away, drive down here so I can make sweet love to you."
Ugly-chick or Ex-Girlfriend: "Ooh, it's about time you called me, big-boy. Wait... Are you drunk? Oh, I don't care. I'll be down in 15 minutes."
Todd (Lionel's friend): "What the hell are you calling HER for? She's the ex you dumped because she only shaved her legs in the spots where she had holes in her jeans! Did you drink and dial?"
Ugly-chick or Ex-Girlfriend: "Ooh, it's about time you called me, big-boy. Wait... Are you drunk? Oh, I don't care. I'll be down in 15 minutes."
Todd (Lionel's friend): "What the hell are you calling HER for? She's the ex you dumped because she only shaved her legs in the spots where she had holes in her jeans! Did you drink and dial?"
by BunnyBrown May 24, 2008
Get the drink and dial mug.The biggest cunt. His catchphrase is "Hala Madrid" which makes every person hate Madrid. He's an alcoholic, and not in the good way. He cannot whisper, or just talk at a normal volume. Closeted homo; once said he was 100% straight, now admits to being 70/30. Touches men way too often. A lightweight; thinks he remembers a night of drinking, has no fucking clue what's happening. Smashing bottles is his aim, being a twat is his game. Shit at FIFA. "I am so rich" is his motto. Falls in love with women too easily (is a surprise he has actually slept with one though). Lives and breathes Ukraine. Partially xenophobic; very racist.
Guy #1: Hey, man. Hala Madrid.
Guy #2: Nah, man. I am Dima. Hala Madrid.
Guy #3: Shut up.
Guy #2: Hey come on man! Say Hala Madrid or I kill you. Dima.
Guy #2: Nah, man. I am Dima. Hala Madrid.
Guy #3: Shut up.
Guy #2: Hey come on man! Say Hala Madrid or I kill you. Dima.
by NONCE5402 March 13, 2020
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