morning deuce

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.

"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005

Tre Deuce

A crip gang started around 1993 in kansas city kansas. They come from the argentine district and are made up of several different races. Known for violence against almost anybody even other crip gangs they are extremely anti-social and tend to keep to only those they have known for a very long time. One of the most hated gangs in KCK.

Tre Deuce is not allowed at the party.

by Gang Knowledge September 8, 2007

A DEUCE

Dropping a Deuce

Spoken to denote "GOING NUMBER TWO" or having a bowel movement.

Hell Red, I'd go but need to run home and drop a deuce real quick alright?

by Adam Woods '87quest January 11, 2006

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004

deuce deuce

A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun

"About to get loose with the deuce deuce" -- Ice Cube

by ac January 31, 2004

throw a deuce

to give the peace sign with midle and index fingers

I saw you throw a deuce to jack before you peaced out

by B-Moo July 15, 2006

Twankie Deuces

A slang term usually used to refer to 22-inch wheels. Twankie Deuces are considered highly valuable, and often are fought over for their chrome, flashy ambiance and appeal.

Damn, Nigga! Dose Twankie Deuces be poppin' in da sun like pussy in ma bedroom!

by Turkey Slapper June 27, 2007