Detroit Red Wings 

the best team to ever play any sport. i cant remember the last time they missed the playoffs. they are better than any other 2 teams put together

The Detroit Red Wings are 10 times better then your favorite team

Detroit Red Wings by go wingsssssssssssssssssssssss July 22, 2009

detroit playground 

Any playstructure coated in piss, dirt, and shit

Jimmy wanted to play on the swing but it was coated in piss "Don't go on those swings Jimmy, that's a detroit playground"

detroit playground by gleopold21 January 7, 2015

detroit top hat 

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.

I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!

detroit top hat by Jcock52 August 15, 2016

Detroit Red Wings 

The best hockey team ever. They could beat your sorry team anyday.

The Detroit Red Wings, are really, really cool.

Detroit Red Wings by Renzeim May 24, 2005

detroit slang

Any slang from the Detroit Metropolitan area USED BY ALL KIDS

A: you pawtner ya know she's bait right

B: y you using Detroit slang 'round me ya know I don't know it

detroit slang by Kazimeirzzz June 4, 2017

Detroit tube fish 

An over used condom floating in the Detroit River, generally found near the down town shoreline.

I fell off the boat and got attaked by a Detroit tube fish

Detroit tube fish by ConcreteSurfer January 25, 2008

detroit lions 

0-16 as of 12/28/08. litteraly the WORST football team in history, the WORST record in history, and the ONLY team to lose 16 consecutive games

the detroit lions are up 32-7 with 5 minutes to go!

*leaves the room*
*comes back 4 minutes later*

OH SHIT THE LIONS ARE DOWN 13 POINTS?! WHAT THE FUCK?! (true example)

detroit lions by someshortkidnamedjohnny:P December 29, 2008