crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

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deprestapated

When depression causes constipation.

I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.

by singinjobanana June 19, 2009

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depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

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A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills

"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."

by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017

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Depression Grinder

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.

"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."

by IMJL January 2, 2018

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