Exclusively Dating

When stubborn people don't want to say they are dating, but in reality they are.

Mason and Michelle are "exclusively dating", even though they are a couple by now.

by The Gay Boyfriend December 05, 2018

sim date

an online dating game that proves you need a real relationship.

bob- have you played the new "sim date" game?
anne- omg. you seriously need a real girlfriend

by mypseudonymisasecret November 09, 2009

Date baited

The act of someone asking another out as a practical joke for them to accept.

He got date baited by Karen
Karen- "will you go out with me"
Him- "sure"
Karen- "Just kidding your one of my best friends"

by father.louis March 03, 2019

ipod date

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

by BenderRobot June 07, 2010

shadow dating

When you’re with a girl for an extended period of time but none of your real friends have ever met or seen her.

Kaleb has been shadow dating a girl for two years. Who the fuck is she?

by SCHLONG DONG 85 November 05, 2021

Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

by murdadrum January 04, 2014

date tax

The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.

Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.

by A.I.R March 11, 2010