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Darren

Darren.A special person named Darren is one of a kind. Darren is a really good person, he is by far one of the most caring persons to meet. If you have a friend named Darren, he is that one friend that is rare, you should never break a relationship because you will realize how of a good friend Darren is and even in a relationship. Losing a Darren in your life will make you regret losing a friend/partner in your life. Finding a Darren is rare, not much people are named Darren. That is why Darren is a rare person to meet, he by far is one the best people to meet in life.Darren is special and unique in a way.He is a smart,cool, fun guy once you know Darren. Darren is shy and timid as well. But He is by far handsome, sexy, and is easy to become friends with once u get to know him really good.he will never break a promise EVER....if you love him he will love you so much. Darren is a unique person to meet, he by far is a rare person. Don't let go of a Darren as a friend or a lover because that will be the worst decision of your life.
wow he is one of a kind. Darren is special. Wow hes such a darren, so rare.
by aritsitdring November 22, 2023
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Darren

Dating the same person expecting a different outcome
My friend is always being a Darren keeps dating the same girl expecting a different outcome
by J-Senpai April 13, 2022
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Darren mc Donagh

The best thing to come out of ballyshannon since Rory Gallagher . RIP the caravan.
Darren mc Donagh is partial to Rodney Bogle hAHA
by Kevinquig1234 December 5, 2023
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Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.
student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT
by DDyln May 15, 2024
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darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.
by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018
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Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017
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Darren

A Boston based bartender residing in Quincy who could suck a basketball out of a straw.
“Did you hit up Cathedreal last night?”

“Ya, I was late for church. I saw Darren and he sucked me drier than the Sahara and I fainted from dehydration.”
by DonnyBrasco69 May 1, 2022
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