Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

by poopnaked May 9, 2013

nancy cuddle

When you great your fellow heterosexual male friend with a big hug and you realise he has a hard-on.

When I saw Jim down the pub last week I gave him my usual greeting. As I slapped his back I felt something hard against me. The fucker was giving me a Nancy Cuddle.

by Barrattino July 30, 2016

Cuddle Dick

When a male cuddles with an attractive person and it causes them to get a boner.

We can cuddle but only if you promise not to get cuddle dick.
I make no promises

by TheManipulator August 20, 2014

Dirty cuddles

Dick hard on the but, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, HELL YEAAA!!!

You tryna get some dirty cuddles?

by Landocommando41 December 20, 2019

Cuddle Button

A term of endearment created to describe the most adorable girl to ever walk the Earth.

Similar to snuggle button.

She is so damn cute! She is a cuddle button!

by ILA <3 November 23, 2010

Cuddle belt

The female version of a man putting another notch on his belt. The female version means the couple spent the night together but no sex was involved only cuddles.

Peter stayed over last night, no sex just another notch in my cuddle belt.

by susan........... August 19, 2007

Cuddle Cat

The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...

The Portuguese Police wish to examine Madeline’s "Cuddle Cat" for forensic evidence

by Fat Balding Portugese Detective October 2, 2007